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Vegan man conflicted by urge to barbecue

A MAN who does not eat animal products is at the same time gripped with the heat-induced urge to grill something fatty and oozing with delectable juices. 

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We ask you: what twatty slogan have you got on your barbecue apron?

IT IS oppressively hot, so time to stand over sizzling fat on a red-hot grill while wearing a twat’s apron. But what’s the slogan on yours? 

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