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Vegan spends 90 per cent of time trying to catch out other vegans

A VEGAN spends 90 per cent of his waking hours policing other vegans for dietary infractions, he has confirmed. 

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Parents who ban 'screen time' unaware they are raising a twat

PARENTS who have banned their child from ‘screen time’ do not realise that they are raising a twat.

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