Vegan will make an exception for Babybel

A VEGAN has confirmed that he confusingly still eats the small, individually-packaged French cheeses Babybel.

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Parents aware 'family fun' pool session is large bath full of piss

ANY parent teaching their child to swim is fully aware that the shallow pool they must get into is basically a massive vat of toddler urine.

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