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We ask you: which Easter egg are you buying yourself and consuming alone in the dark?

EASTER is here, and with it the opportunity to purchase a large chocolate egg, hide from everyone you know and eat the whole thing. But which egg? 

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The Long Good Friday, and other woefully inappropriate Easter family films

BORED of chocolate eggs and Jesus? Why not watch someone nailed to the floor of an East End warehouse instead? Here are some questionable family movies for the Easter weekend.

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