We'd be f**ked without chips, admit vegetarians

VEGETARIANS have admitted their dietary choice would crumble in seconds were it not for the existence of chips.

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How to lay the groundwork for cancelling on your friends this evening

GOT plans with friends but don’t want to go? Here’s how to start laying the groundwork for getting out of them.

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