What is 'matcha' and why does it need to f*ck off?

MATCHA is a putrid green powder that is inexplicably used in a range of foodstuffs including ice cream and macarons.

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Couple excited to finally go on holiday that will ruin their relationship

A COUPLE have unveiled plans for the long-awaited holiday which will inevitably put an end to their three year long relationship.

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