Woman smugly growing vegetables she doesn't even like

A WOMAN is incredibly smug about all the gardening she is doing even though she hates everything she is growing.

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Three quarter length trouser wearers wish their shins weren't exposed

PEOPLE who wear three quarter length trousers admit it would be better if their shins were not exposed all the time.

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