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Woman who tried festive-themed coffee full of self-loathing and dairy

A WOMAN who bought an orange and praline pumpkin-spiced latte is experiencing intense remorse and lactose-induced bloating.

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'If they don't control immigration I'll move to a different country'

A MAN has vowed to leave the country for some unspecified destination of his own free choosing if the government do not do something about immigration.

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