World overdue a bullshit fad diet, scientists warn

SCIENTISTS have issued a warning that the planet is long overdue a ridiculous fad diet with no health benefits, it has emerged.

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80 per cent of oral sex debts going unpaid

FOUR out of five men have let oral sex debts mount up that they do not intend to ever repay, it has emerged.

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