You can eat pancakes any day of the year, says man who doesn't

A MAN pointing out that you can have pancakes whenever you want only eats them on pancake day.

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Royals the fags are more royal than you, Queen tells Harry

THE Queen has informed the Duke of Sussex that Royals the king-sized cigarettes are more royal than he and his tart will ever be.

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