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16 injured in this weekend's eye tests

SIXTEEN Britons have injured themselves this weekend in complications relating to the new eye-testing system, police have confirmed. 

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Barbecuing with the relatives and the other horrors available from today

AS OF this morning, residents of England can go for that barbecue at Uncle Brian’s they’ve been thirsting for. What other horrific activities can we no longer avoid? 

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