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5 diets guaranteed to make you unspeakably tedious!

Do you want to become a fit, thin, dreadful twat? Here are a few popular ways to lose weight and the will to live in just a few weeks! 

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Woman goes on mini break while her husband has a shit

A WOMAN is enjoying a long weekend in Barcelona while her husband does his morning shit. 

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