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£50m Campaign On How To Go To The Toilet

HEALTH minister Andy Kerr today launched a multi-million pound initiative to teach Scots how to go to the lavatory.

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BBC Launches New Series Of 'Locked In A Portacabin With 14 Annoying Bastards'

THE BBC has launched its latest salvo in the ratings war with a reality TV show based on the incitement of unbridled hatred.

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