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A Plate Of Cancer Please, Says Britain

BRITAIN sat down this morning and ordered itself a huge plate of fried cancer with mushrooms and baked beans. 

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Government Finally Agrees To Stop People Going Blind

THE department of health last night grudgingly agreed to stop people going blind for no reason.

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