Absolute bellend to hold house party for other bellends

A COMPLETE twat is preparing to celebrate the easing of lockdown with a gathering of likeminded knobheads at his house.

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Coronavirus has the bank holiday off, say idiots planning barbecues

IDIOTS planning to meet up for a bank holiday booze-up are convinced it is fine because COVID-19 will be having the weekend off.

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