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All Childrens Parties A Bad Idea, Say Docs

SWINE flu parties for children are exactly as bad as any other party filled with jam-covered little shits fucking-up your widescreen television, doctors said last night.

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Fears Grow Over Vampire Policemen

BRITAIN'S police forces have been overrun by idiot, racist vampires, it was claimed last night.

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