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All mobiles deadly except bankers'

HAVING a mobile phone strapped to your head will produce money-making brain vitamins, investment bankers were assured last night.

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Adults order children to be sad about Daleks

CHILDREN across Britain were today told to be all sad about the Daleks.

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