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All teachers at primary school always pregnant

EVERY female member of staff at a primary school is either pregnant, on maternity leave or about to become pregnant. 

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Impressed public didn't think Labour had a scandal of this magnitude in them

THE British electorate is quietly impressed with the sheer traitorous evil of the Lord Mandelson scandal equalling anything done by the Tories. 

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