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All things now healthy and unhealthy at the same time

EVERY possible lifestyle choice is simultaneously good and bad for you, it has been confirmed.

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Green manifesto to be full of crazy stuff about oil not lasting forever

THE Green Party has been told to scrap its manifesto after it claimed oil would eventually run out.

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