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Atlantis, and other things easier to find than an NHS dentist

BAD teeth due to being British? Theoretically an NHS dentist can treat you, but due to underfunding and greed you would have more luck finding these: 

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Are you a talented sportsman who enjoys getting shitfaced? Why not play cricket

ARE you good at sport? But too keen on making a living for athletics, and too keen on going out on the lash for football? Why not give cricket a try? 

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