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Avoid all sunlight forever, say goths

GOTHS have warned against exposure to sunlight during and after the heatwave.

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Van Gaal slates Ferguson’s wine cellar

MANCHESTER United’s new boss Louis van Gaal has slammed the quality of the booze left behind by Sir Alex Ferguson.

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