Bastard's clothes still fit

A COMPLETE bastard is still comfortably fitting into the clothes he wore before he stuffed his face during Christmas, it has been confirmed.

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Woman spends date pretending she didn't already know everything from online stalking

A WOMAN has given an Oscar-worthy performance of interest when being told things about her date that she had already learned from social media.

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