Being a bit chunky is all we've got left, says Britain  

BRITAIN has responded to a new anti-obesity drive by insisting that being a bit ‘roly-poly’ is all it has left.

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Women only multi-task because no other bugger does anything

WOMEN are forced to do at least six things at a time because no one else actually does anything, it has been confirmed.

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