'Breast is best' agrees bloke who's never been that into arses

A MAN with no interest in breastfeeding has inadvertently become a vocal proponent of it after misunderstanding the term ‘Breast is best’. 

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Ladies, are minimum standards stopping you meeting the right guy? By a man

ASKING boyfriends to meet certain basic requirements can ruin a woman’s chances of love. Single man Martin Bishop explains why it’s time to stop being so picky: 

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