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Britain begins four month period of feeling a bit ill

EVERYONE in Britain is fighting something off until further notice.

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Schwarzenegger charging £800,000 to kill you then deliver a one-liner

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger fans are paying almost a million pounds to have him kill them then make a wry comment.

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