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Britain Explodes At Both Ends

BRITAIN exploded at both ends last night as the latest gastric superbug lit up the nation's bathrooms.

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Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRITAIN was huddled close together last night as the first snowfall of winter launched a massive assault on our cherished way of life.

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