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Britain faces exploding chin epidemic

YOU will not be able to walk down the street without some woman’s botoxed chin exploding all over you.

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Scottish currency to be mickle or bawbee

AN independent Scotland will launch its own currency that sounds like something out of a Robert Burns poem.

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