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Britain finds curved croissants sexually confusing

THE UK has admitted that it finds curved croissants too sexually ambiguous to eat.

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Scottish people refer to all fizzy drinks as 'juice'

SCOTTISH people describe every fizzy drink as ‘juice’, despite no ‘juicing’ having taken place.

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