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Britain given easy choice between a long, healthy life or crisps

THE UK is facing a choice between continuing to eat crisps or living longer, and made its decision before reaching the end of this sentence.

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Six depraved student habits you can't take with you into normal life   

AT university, the bar for acceptable behaviour is basically subsurface. However, do any of these things as a proper adult and you will become a social leper.   

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