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Britain welcomes wheat shortage

A WHEAT shortage has left Britons delighted at not having to eat boring things.

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'Drinksitting' to become a legitimate weekend activity

SITTING in front of the television getting arseholed is to be considered a legitimate weekend pursuit from now on. 

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