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British adults reminded they should wash hands after defecating

THERE were fresh concerns about Britain last night after officials found it necessary to remind fully-grown humans to wash their hands after going to the lavatory.

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Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

This week, I attended the WHO conference to discuss whether we should destroy the last remaining strains of the smallpox virus.

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