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British men getting untoned for summer

BRITAIN’S men are getting their bodies into the perfect overweight shape for the beach.

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Sofa night with David and Nicola

ANOTHER night in with David. I don’t understand why he’s suddenly so weird about sharing a sofa with me.

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