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Carcinogens ranked, from cigarettes to talcum powder

EVERYTHING in the world gives you cancer, even reading this sentence. So it’s time for an honest assessment about what’s worth it and what isn’t. Here’s the ranking:

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Penis size displayed on windscreen: Six other punitive measures for SUV drivers

CARDIFF plans to charge SUV drivers more to park, an idea that may be adopted elsewhere. But given the annoyance value of these vehicles, harsher measures are in order. Like these.

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