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Child Anvil Injuries At Record High

VIOLENCE in cartoons is causing children to drop massive anvils on each others' heads, stockpile TNT or mess around with huge magnets, a new report has warned.

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Massive Drink Benders 'Should Be Better Organised'

ENORMOUS 1p-a-pint student drink bender clubs should be less haphazard affairs, a judge has warned.

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