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Cold carriers face legal action

ANYONE catching a cold can sue the person who gave it to them, according to an EU ruling.

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Tesco to replace population with docile clones

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco is to scan faces as part of a plan to murder shoppers and replace them with clones.

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