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Completely sedentary man protein-maxxing

A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day. 

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We ask you: Which World Cup game are you watching off your box at 3am?

WORLD Cup games are being held at unsociable times to suit Americans, of all bloody people. Which are you watching at 5am totally f**ked up? 

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