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Consuming whatever you want secret to happy life and early death

RESEARCH has confirmed that consuming whatever you like, from steak to whiskey to cigarettes, will give you a largely happy and considerably shorter life. 

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The Brits' guide to explaining he's not your fault, by an American

by Thomas J. Logan III

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