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Coronavirus has the bank holiday off, say idiots planning barbecues

IDIOTS planning to meet up for a bank holiday booze-up are convinced it is fine because COVID-19 will be having the weekend off.

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Your guide to talking to ladies, by Matt Hancock

DEALING with the opposite sex is tricky, particularly if you get a bit shirty with a lady MP and everyone accuses you of being a sexist. Here’s how to strike the right ‘tone’ with the ladies.

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