'Definitely going for a run tomorrow' enters fifth year

A MAN who has been promising to “go for a run tomorrow” for five years definitely means it this time.

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Woman who thinks she's a 'matchmaker' hasn't noticed she is shit at it

A WOMAN who believes she is a brilliant matchmaker is actually just inflicting misery on her single friends, it has emerged.

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