Dickhead manages to get sunburnt in February

AN utter dickhead has achieved the rare feat of being badly sunburnt in Britain in February.

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Key to happy relationship is remembering you obviously can't do any better

THE key to a happy relationship is reminding yourself that you cannot possibly do any better, it has been confirmed.

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