Doctors refuse to see anyone who arrives with a fag and a can of Monster

DOCTORS will no longer see patients who arrive with a cigarette in one hand and an energy drink in the other.

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New Labour leader to bring fresh energy and ideas to troubled party

LABOUR’s new leader has been hailed as an exciting step forward for the party.

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