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Ebola to be contained within Apprentice house

IF anyone in the UK is going to get Ebola it should be the contestants on BBC1’s The Apprentice, according to COBRA.

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Dads begin obsessive relationship with thermostat

THE nation’s fathers have forbidden anyone else to touch or even look at the central heating thermostat.

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