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Everyone Dead By Teatime

THE greatest experiment in the history of physics will begin this morning, followed shortly after by your horrifyingly painful death.

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Die Mankind! Die!

By Dr Henry Brubaker, inventor of the Large Hadron ColliderLET me begin by saying that, apart from the Wikipedia page about black holes, this may well be the last thing you will ever read.

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