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Fat People Still Need To Be Told

MOST fat people still have no idea that they are fat despite the overwhelming quantity of visual evidence, according to a new report.

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Guardian Readers' Heads Explode In Wootton Bassett Dilemma

A PLAN by radical Islamists to march through Wootton Bassett last night caused a series of Guardian reader head explosions across North London.

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