Fitness tracker just a stupidly expensive albatross around man's wrist

A MAN’S fitness-tracking wristwatch has become the absolute bane of his life, he has admitted.

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Woman goes temporarily insane after losing phone in handbag for eight seconds

A WOMAN lost her mind after being momentarily unable to find her phone in her handbag, it has emerged.

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