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Five signs you're going stir-crazy

YOU’VE been stuck in the house for what feels like, what, 30 years now? So, there’s a good chance that you’ve started to go stir crazy. Here are five signs to look out for.

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Married couple still not bored enough to have sex

A MARRIED couple in lockdown with absolutely nothing to do are still not bored enough to have sex with each other. 

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