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Food Companies Forced To Replace Salt With Flavour

FOOD manufacturers will be forced to replace salt with food that tastes of things, it emerged last night.

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Neglected Bankers Plot Spider Attack On Blind Kids

BANKERS are planning to post every blind child in the UK a poisonous tropical spider in a bid to reclaim their position as Britain's purest form of scum.

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