Food intolerances linked to inability to shut your face

PEOPLE who believe they are intolerant to certain foods have been advised to stop going on about it.

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Rich to piss money away on degrees for idiot spawn

RICH parents could soon be offered the chance to waste up to £100,000 buying Oxbridge degrees for their cretinous, children.

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