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Getting stitch proves running unhealthy and dangerous

MEDICAL research has discovered that getting a stitch while running is a clinical indication the entire practice is wrong and you should stop exercising immediately.

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Six other calendar events Prince Andrew is best advised to avoid

KING Charles III has graciously invited his younger brother not to attend this week’s Buckingham Palace Christmas party. He should also stay home for these: 

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