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Government To Tackle Binge-W*nking

THE legal age for masturbation is to be raised to 18 as part of a series of measures aimed at tackling binge-wanking among teenage boys.

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Climate Change Link To Gingers

THE first clear link between ginger hair and climate change has been established by scientists at Dundee University.

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